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Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator

by robot@craigslist.org

I am looking for an R. Kelly impersonator to follow me around this Saturday and narrate everything I do as if its a part of the song "trapped in the closet". Hourly rate is negotiable, all applicants are subject to audition. Looks are irrelevant.

• Compensation: Hourly rate negotiable
• This is a part-time job.
• Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
• Please, no phone calls about this job!

we went to california for christmas. i love it in california.

hlr 13 is available with work from these fine folks:

mIEKAL aND, Billy Cancel, Jenna Cardinale, J. Jeen Teed & Sarah Cook, Sandra Doller, Jenny Drai, Brian S. Hart, Jeremy Hoevenaar, Mary Kasimor, Matthew Klane, Paula Koneazny, Sam Lohmann, Rachel Mindell, Gregg Murray, Randy Prunty, Elizabeth Robinson, Cindy St. John, S.M. Stone, Andrew Terhune, Mara Vahratian, and Jessalyn Wakefield & Farren Stanley. Cover art by Tamra Harrison Kirschnick.

mount galbraith park

went to kc for tg. ate gates. saw fam. watched chiefs. thought about frontier life.

"and what are poems but weather reports? is there a difference between a poem and a letter? a poem and a cloud? i used to think yes, yes,  but now, as i age, i think that there is less and less of a difference--it has to do with attention, i think, a little setting aside of time to pay attention to one particular thing . . ."

--mary ruefle interview by bradley harrison in the new dq